ok, caption this!

Captions so far:

Help... it burrrnnnnnssss...

Umm, would you be so kind as to tell me what's in my ASS?

Gunzzz....

Yup you betcha, back at the range a few weeks ago.... some highlights

Ah, Kids these days

One of my staff members posted this up on a few websites:

To all the lovely women here in Calgary who have those computer frustrations. I am offering to repair your pc's for sexual favours.

Are you tired of not being able to access programs?
Tired of having your computer run slow?
Getting frustrated because you get ridiculous errors?
Interested in buying a new computer, but afraid of being ripped off?
Do you plan on upgrading, but are unsure what you need?

If you answered yes to any of the questions, I urge you to contact me. Why pay an arm and a leg at a local computer shop when you can fulfill one of your fantasies.

Let me know the details of the situation, and we can see what type of resolution we can plan out. I make house calls, or you can arrange to have your computer dropped off, on this note, I don't take "payment" until the computer is fixed. I'm sure you would really appreciate my services. Confidentiality and discretion is assured.

Stupid People, now he'll end up as a Sexual Aid :)

No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really

Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

I knew it! i've been saying this for YEARS!!

A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/health/4790313.stm

WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES

The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)

- Do You Love As Good As You Look?
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long (By THE NOTORIOUS CHERRY BOMBS)
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
But Baby I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I
Got The Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The
Bannister Of Life
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Quote of the Day

Imagination is not what's under the clothes, it's what I'm thinking of doing to her once they come off!